Torrez

What is Torrez?


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Napolean Bonaparte's middle name.

If I have to give an example it ruins the humor. Why do you people insist on sucking the fun out of everything? Can't you just enjoy a little mirth now and then for its own sake? Come on now, lighten up. Your mother would be sad if she found out that you were so tightly wrapped. Live a little. Life if too short.

P.S. fuck the Palistinians.


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