Tort

What is Tort?


1.

Short for "tortellini".

The judge was hungry and got some tort at the takeout window.

See pasta, macaroni

2.

Noun. From the French word for "wrong," it is an act or omission that, while (usually) not criminal, hurts someone else physically, financially, or otherwise, and allows the injured party to sue whoever did it. Tort suits can provide lots of money for lawyers.

After that idiot hit me with his car, my hospital bill was $100,000. I'm going to bring a tort suit against him.

See law, sue, wrong, lawyer, lawsuit

3.

the iphone correction to "tits".

"that girl has amazing torts"

See torts, tits, boobs, girls

4.

Trick or Treating; A way to shorten it so you don't have to spell it all out because you're lazy. ;o

LemonSonic: Sweet! Hey dude, You wanna go torting with me and my friends?

Shoeboxmoments x: Naah... That's for babies... :

LemonSonic: Then come with us. ;]

See trick, or, treat, halloween, scary, boo, candy, sugar, rush

5.

1. moving or proceeding with little or less than usual speed or velocity.

2. taking or requiring a comparatively long time for completion.

3. a person who is stupid, lazy, or ineffective in some way

noun- tort

verb- torting

adjective- torted

you could describe someone as torting or call someone tort.

example 1: come on jay pass it, your tortin on that shit.

example 2: lets go tort, your always one step behind.

See slow, lagging, sluggish, procrastinating

6.

(Noun). A child's fart, usually associated with a tonkle. Torting and tonkling combine to form a torkle.

Uh oh, I think little Justin just torted!

See fart, poop, dump, gas, tonkle

7.

To take one's money

Man, aberflaben tort!


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