Torta

What is Torta?

1.

The one fat bitch that hangs out with good looking bitches.

Fuck, that TORTA broke my fuckin' chair again.

2.

A fat cumdumpster (woman) they are notorious for being conceited and thinking that they weigh 200 lbs less than they do.

Orale esse! Cuidado con esa torta!

See torta, tortas, mexican, fat, women

3.

a person thats always eating and never seams to get full

boy-"i want a sandwich"

girl-"wtf? didnt you just eat!"

boy-"so?"

girl-"your a freakin torta you know that!"

See fat, puerco, full, hungry

4.

A really fat ugly bitch that thinks she's hot.

Dude, that fatass torta is lookin at you

See fat, ugly, bitch, fatass, dumb bitch

5.

Another word for "pussy"

Quieres ver mi torta caliente y jugosa?

6.

Spanish slang for a female's vagina.

Jenny let me eat her torta last night.

7.

Over weight girl looking for BIGSCOTTY at a car show.

Last time I saw BIGSCOTTY he went around the corner to holla at some torta.

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