Tortalini Edit Meaning

1. The act of choosing which corpse to perform the sex act on after a major catastrophe. Geez, after that plane crash, i was forced to wad..

1. A highway cop mainly engaged in writing speeding tickets while more dangerous driving behaviors are ignored, due to either explicit or i..

1. A well hung man that has a hot girlfriend and can kick the shit out of anybody that pisses him off. Dude that kid over there is a total..