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1. Vadge goggles are special safety eyewear worn to prevent explosive vaginal fluids from blinding the male during cunnilingus or vanilling..

1. When a man is having anal sex with a person, and he punches them in the back of the head to make them clinch up on his dick. Jim donkey..

1. The ability to choose between enduring one's current situation or have a monkey fling his poop at you for 15 minutes instead. Mom)..