Tortalize

What is Tortalize?

(v.) to jack or gank

I need to tortalize me a 63" plasma.

See jack, gank, steal, pillage, maraud

Textpectation

1. The anticipation one feels when waiting for a response to a text message. I just texted her for a date – but now the textpectation is k..

Jedi Hand Trick

1. Euphemsim to masturbate. Mocking the Jedi Mind Trick in which the gesture of the hand and verbal command subdues the recepient. I dont..

On The List

1. Phrase used when going to a VIP event or club...whether you actually ARE or ARE NOT on the list. Dude, we are never going to get in the..

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