What is Tortellini?
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A delicious ring shaped pasta usually filled with parmesan cheese. Can be served with marinara sauce or the more popular cream sauce (which was extra creamy the last time you had it because you didn't tip the waiter well enough the time before. you cheap bastard).
Johnny: "I'm gonna get me some tortellini."
Janet: "Didn't you say it tasted like semen last time?"
Johnny: "Yeah, but I kinda liked it."
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you stick your sausage in her warm tortellini and spread white creamy sauce all over make sure to rub it in nice and deep
Jessica Osborn let Justin spread some white alfredo sauce right in her tortellini
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when a friend/associate all but swears on his soul something is going to happen, and then finds a way to screw it up, or chickens out.
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extremely ridiculous
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