Tortellinis

What is Tortellinis?


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One of the best foods of our time. Teenage girls like to feast on them at sleepovers, specifically ones with the name of Sarah and Rachel. Will drive for hours just to get a taste.

Sarah : Is there any more tortellinis in the fridge?

Rachel : ...No.

Sarah : FUCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!

See pasta, girls, yummy, addicting


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