Tortilla Poisoning

What is Tortilla Poisoning?

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When mexican girls start off super skinny until they hit their late 20s early 30s then BAM! they get major junk in the every trunk from eating all those tortillas all those years!

Man Elena used to be all fine but then she got tortilla poisoning and its been down hill ever since!

See tortilla, mexican, woman, old
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