What is Tortilla Roll?
1.
The act of covering yourself with hot sauce ( mainly tabasco) naked and jumping on to your women rapping your arms and legs around her and then having sex with her.
The other day i was bored so i jumped on to my mom off the stairs and gave her a nice tortilla roll. She told me to get off. I got my bedtime changed to 7:30pm instead of 8:00pm. Then my parents got a divorce. I am sad.
See
Random Words:
1.
A phrase which describes something really awesome; all that and a bag of chips
Jeff Buckley's cover of Leonard Cohen's Hallel..
1.
When your with your main girl/wifey or your man. She/he is not a side thing or a booty call.
Dude #1: Yo what are you doing?
Dude #2: ..
1.
An exercise in hardcore masochism.
AP Physics C is an incredibly fucking boring class.
See pain, suffering, calculus, boring..