Tortilla Roll

What is Tortilla Roll?

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The act of covering yourself with hot sauce ( mainly tabasco) naked and jumping on to your women rapping your arms and legs around her and then having sex with her.

The other day i was bored so i jumped on to my mom off the stairs and gave her a nice tortilla roll. She told me to get off. I got my bedtime changed to 7:30pm instead of 8:00pm. Then my parents got a divorce. I am sad.

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