Tortle Edit Meaning

1. verb: to pwn ones self, pronounced: a-pawn-fail you are playing four square and you hit the ball into your own square, you a pon fal yo..

1. A small and rather polite bush that dwells in another's garden and gets fucked regularly. 1. I REALLY NEED A SHIT! Oh, I'll j..

1. When first, mommy gives daddy a blowjob. Immediately thereafter, she gives you a kiss good night. The beauty of The Wonder Kiss is that..