Tortle Edit Meaning

1. A girl who you can't see from the front, or maybe isn't good looking from the front, but looks damn good from behind. The nine..

1. An invented reason/excuse to prevent oneself from having to attend a particularly mundane event. matilda: will you be partying on down ..

1. A disturbingly thin, yet desirable female. A female so thin that having sex with her would be like fucking a skeleton, and yet the prosp..