Tortle Edit Meaning

1. A term used to describe a very strenuous bike ride. So strenuous, in fact, that you feel that you were just beaten up by Ike Turner. bi..

1. while a chick is giving you a blow job, take out your dick, cum in her eye and kick her in the shin, she will then continue to hop aroun..

1. noun: How a Russian woman may pronounce 'garbage'. Russian woman: 'Where eez da gabeej man today? Oh! dare he eez!&apo..