What is Tortoise?
1.
sexual maneuver performed with an underage girl. so-called b/c you get there before the hair (hare) did.
Billy Ray is in jail now, b/c he tortoised his niece. What a sicko.
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Tortoise Another name for a ford Taurus. because if there slowness
That taurus is so slow its like a tortoise
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3.
whilst having sex. you slide in really slow and get there (ejaculate) before the Hair(hare).
"my girfriend wanted so much foreplay, that I totally went Tortoise on her."
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4.
sonmeone who always comes late
"im waiting for moe but he is gonna take a year because hes a tortoise"
5.
Band that can play pretty damn good, but sucks too much to put in any vocals.
I downloaded the new Tortoise album 3 weeks before it came out.
6.
Faggot
Wow, that guy has in dick in the other guy's ass. What a Tortoise.
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