Tortoise

What is Tortoise?


1.

sexual maneuver performed with an underage girl. so-called b/c you get there before the hair (hare) did.

Billy Ray is in jail now, b/c he tortoised his niece. What a sicko.

2.

Tortoise Another name for a ford Taurus. because if there slowness

That taurus is so slow its like a tortoise

See tortoise, taurus, slow, tort, turtle, CGK

3.

whilst having sex. you slide in really slow and get there (ejaculate) before the Hair(hare).

"my girfriend wanted so much foreplay, that I totally went Tortoise on her."

See turtle, sex, slow, ejaculate

4.

sonmeone who always comes late

"im waiting for moe but he is gonna take a year because hes a tortoise"

5.

Band that can play pretty damn good, but sucks too much to put in any vocals.

I downloaded the new Tortoise album 3 weeks before it came out.

6.

Faggot

Wow, that guy has in dick in the other guy's ass. What a Tortoise.

See Marissa


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