Tortoise Head

What is Tortoise Head?


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The name applied to poo that comes out just to say hello particularly in a manner that is unexpected and unwarranted. Ususally happens if you try holding it in for too long.

Damn, I have a tortoise head and I think its touching cloth. Think I better go snap one off before I shit my pants.

See shit, turd, brownie, poo, crap, Coinage


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