What is Tortoise Shell?
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The result of cooling of the testis. The scrotum rises, shrinks and hardens, resembling a tortoise shell. Often goes hand in hand with shrinkage of the nob.
Steve, "The water is freezing today."
Morty, "Yeah man, I got a tortoise shell"
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To add a Sour Punch Straw to a can of beer. This makes the beer foam and adds a sweet taste.
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