Tortoise Shell

What is Tortoise Shell?


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The result of cooling of the testis. The scrotum rises, shrinks and hardens, resembling a tortoise shell. Often goes hand in hand with shrinkage of the nob.

Steve, "The water is freezing today."

Morty, "Yeah man, I got a tortoise shell"

See shrinkage, blue balls, tortoise, shell, testicles, balls, scrote, scrotum, nut sack, nuts


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