Tortoise Shell

What is Tortoise Shell?


1.

The result of cooling of the testis. The scrotum rises, shrinks and hardens, resembling a tortoise shell. Often goes hand in hand with shrinkage of the nob.

Steve, "The water is freezing today."

Morty, "Yeah man, I got a tortoise shell"

See shrinkage, blue balls, tortoise, shell, testicles, balls, scrote, scrotum, nut sack, nuts


21

Random Words:

1. 1. a species of animals that mate asexually yet flirt with girls. Many laws of nature associate with him such as the law of desperation...
1. The pimp3st internet user EVER!!! uber l33t!! Kapheen is l33t..
1. short for a person's obituary printed in the daily newspaper. "Did you read the obits column in the papes?" "Heard..