What is Tortoise Shore?
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A cheap alternative to the well known
Pro: Wow kid I heard you coming from a mile away with my $200
Turtle Beach .
Random: Well I can only afford this lousy Tortoise Shore, so I guess I deserved to lose.
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Random Words:
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The act of having sex with dead animals. Humans are right out. Animals that are still ticking, right out.
I engaged in zoonecrophilia..
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A person who literally sucks the intelligence right out of you just by standing near you.
Paris Hilton need I say more is a intelligenc..