What is Tortoise Shore?
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A cheap alternative to the well known
Pro: Wow kid I heard you coming from a mile away with my $200
Turtle Beach .
Random: Well I can only afford this lousy Tortoise Shore, so I guess I deserved to lose.
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"Uncork her then pork her" refers to the removal of a girl's tampon and then inserting your dick in its place. This is al..