What is Tortoising?
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the act of sex between older persons and those specifically those who have suffered hip replacements or other movement difficulties. Tortoising can involve the use of a zimmer frame to create the shell in particularly active relationships.
My gran been tortoising her
fuck buddy again he is in his 90s!
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