What is Tortoising?
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the act of sex between older persons and those specifically those who have suffered hip replacements or other movement difficulties. Tortoising can involve the use of a zimmer frame to create the shell in particularly active relationships.
My gran been tortoising her
fuck buddy again he is in his 90s!
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Interupting normal conversations with tweet topics and comments, hence "intwitterupting"
We were having a normal conversation..
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A type of dance used in the 7.5th dimension to celebrate the coming of a pizza delivery.
C'mon y'all, let's do the Jangl..
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Fear of an empty beer glass
When your beer glass is empty and you get scared, its happened to all of us!
See Jezza..