Torton

What is Torton?

A hairy midget that loves to get butt pummeled while listening to popular music.

After the concert, this torton and I spent an hour together and then he limped away regretfully.

Drainpipe Boner

1. An erection gained whilst wearing drainpipes, also known as skinny jeans. Due to the tight nature of this apparel, it is extremely diff..

Hackworth

1. One whom has an Extremely small penis, and tends to masterbate daily while watching the movie Willow. Don't be such a Hackworth!!..

Vaginismus

1. an involunary contraction of the muscles of the vagina during intercourse. "Elroy thought he wuz about to git his dick pinched off..

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