Torton

What is Torton?

A hairy midget that loves to get butt pummeled while listening to popular music.

After the concert, this torton and I spent an hour together and then he limped away regretfully.

I Don't Want To Ruin Our Friendship

1. Something a girl says when she doesn't really want to go out with you but still wants to be able to get inside of your wallet. Als..

Year Of The Awesome

1. A random time period that occurs each year at varing lengths. Any person born within this time period is granted the powers of the awes..

The Life

1. A catch-all term used to refer to life as a criminal; "the life" outside of the law. "You're really thinking about ..

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