Torton

What is Torton?

A hairy midget that loves to get butt pummeled while listening to popular music.

After the concert, this torton and I spent an hour together and then he limped away regretfully.

Yfp

1. Abbreviation for "You Forgot Poland". Usually seen online, used dismissively, in conjunction with other abbreviations such as..

What A Life!!

1. say this in response to a stupid comment to describe someone's lame actions Dude, that was lame..."What a life!!" you le..

Hammy Slammy

1. Recieving a hand job from a filipino bar girl aka "buy me drinky girl." Usually with baby oil for lubrication. Lance Corporal..

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