Torton

What is Torton?

A hairy midget that loves to get butt pummeled while listening to popular music.

After the concert, this torton and I spent an hour together and then he limped away regretfully.

Quick On The Draw

1. (Variants: trigger or uptake may replace draw) quick to respond You have to be quick on the draw to hit the targets. 1. (Variants: t..

Dangle Beef

1. Labia that takes up too much real estate in the cooter district. Often looking like the woman is trying to smuggle a piece of beef jerky..

Firm Stool

1. When all hell breaks loose in your toilet. Your shit is harder then coal up John Maddens ass-hole which sucks because you really gotta p..

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