Torton

What is Torton?

A hairy midget that loves to get butt pummeled while listening to popular music.

After the concert, this torton and I spent an hour together and then he limped away regretfully.

Louisiana Swamp Water

1. Same as the Louisiana Crab cake but she also urinates with the feces. It was bad enough she gave me a Louisiana Crab cake, but she foll..

My Head Be Boppin!

1. when head hurts really bad and you just cant get it to go away yo dude after last nights party, my head be boppin! See hang over, head..

Bemused

1. A state of being truly confuzzled, bewildered, or just plain confused. Also, having feelings of wryamusement The specifics of the quan..

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