Torton

What is Torton?

A hairy midget that loves to get butt pummeled while listening to popular music.

After the concert, this torton and I spent an hour together and then he limped away regretfully.

Mewp

1. -Verb-The act of talking on a cellphone and loosing reception causing the phone to make a distorted sound known as a Mewp. Angry man Er..

Uszhe

1. short for "the usual" Matt: "So what are you up to this weekend--making love with yourself all day again?" Jonny: ..

Jebus Rice

1. Something us heathen can safely say and only offend half as many people as we would have if we had actually said "Jesus Christ"..

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