Torton

What is Torton?

A hairy midget that loves to get butt pummeled while listening to popular music.

After the concert, this torton and I spent an hour together and then he limped away regretfully.

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1. 1. To be certified in yurt construction 2. To be one with a yurt I've been yurtified! Bring me timber and thatch! See yurt, tha..

German Candycane

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Target Tattoo

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