Torts

What is Torts?

A legal doctrine which holds that money rights all wrongs.

"I just read about a torts case where some dude got his hand cut off in a factory and got $800,000 for it."

See money, everything, bad, sue

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1. This is when you eat a shit load of food, and add to the mixture a dozen laxatives. You call up a girl and you shit all over her house w..

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1. toilet. where you go fishing for brown trout. "Where is Kaminscus?" "Well, Sarge, he's fishing for brown trout in..

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