Toss Paste

What is Toss Paste?


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Cream that is fakely ejaculated to make it look as though a male orgasm has been enjoyed. Ingredients slightly gone off milk, pinch of salt and toothpaste holder.

"Excuse me... but I've just noticed there appears to be some jissum dangling from your ear?"

"No that is just some toss paste!"


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