What is Total?
1.
To destroy something, usually a car.
"Why did you total my car, you asshole!?"
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2.
Something to eat there's nothing to eat for breakfast
Guy 1: Hey there's nothing to eat for breakfast
Guy 2: There's cereal right here
Guy 1: Oh that's total, I don't really like that
Guy 2: DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
~Tourette's guy
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3.
Don't talk shit about Total, it's the best god damn cereal in the world according to Tourettes Guy.
Son: Dad, theres nothing to eat for breakfast.
Tourettes Guy: there's some cereal right here.
Son: No that's total, I dont really like that
Tourettes Guy: DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
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4.
Medical slang.
A patient who needs everything done for him; a patient who can't do anything for himself.
I was up all night taking care of a total.
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5.
Verb meaning: To get completely and totally drunk.
We can total at the student bar any time of day.
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6.
Adjective approximating to extremely, used to emphasise everything. Contraction of totally
1. That wiz jus' total not on
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7.
Totals are used in football, basketball, baseball, hockey, etc. The Total is set, and periodically adjusted, to insure that half of the people will wager on the 'over' and wager on the 'under'.
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Cowboys -4
Redskins 48
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(these two situations are identical)
Cowboys -4
Redskins +4
Over/Under 48
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"Cowboys are favored by four points against the Redskins and the total (or over/under) in the game is forty-eight."
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