Total Edit Meaning

1.

To destroy something, usually a car.

"Why did you total my car, you asshole!?"

See Tom

2.

Something to eat there's nothing to eat for breakfast

Guy 1: Hey there's nothing to eat for breakfast

Guy 2: There's cereal right here

Guy 1: Oh that's total, I don't really like that

Guy 2: DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

~Tourette's guy

See tourettes, total, cereal, breakfast, lawl

3.

Don't talk shit about Total, it's the best god damn cereal in the world according to Tourettes Guy.

Son: Dad, theres nothing to eat for breakfast.

Tourettes Guy: there's some cereal right here.

Son: No that's total, I dont really like that

Tourettes Guy: DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

See total, cereal, tourettes guy

4.

Medical slang.

A patient who needs everything done for him; a patient who can't do anything for himself.

I was up all night taking care of a total.

See patient, medicine, nursing, hospital, Mouthful

5.

Verb meaning: To get completely and totally drunk.

We can total at the student bar any time of day.

See total, drunk, smashed, wasted, pissed

6.

Adjective approximating to extremely, used to emphasise everything. Contraction of totally

1. That wiz jus' total not on

See Cola

7.

Totals are used in football, basketball, baseball, hockey, etc. The Total is set, and periodically adjusted, to insure that half of the people will wager on the 'over' and wager on the 'under'.

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Cowboys -4

Redskins 48

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(these two situations are identical)

Cowboys -4

Redskins +4

Over/Under 48

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"Cowboys are favored by four points against the Redskins and the total (or over/under) in the game is forty-eight."

See x