Total Crap Edit Meaning

1. Retainers used as mouth guards while asleep to protect the teeth from extreme dreaming. I had this dream where I boxed Mohammad Ali; su..

1. The act of receiving the best kisses from your nine year old daughter who totally rocks. I was Oliviafied all day on Mother's Day ..

1. A condition whereby a person keeps a large number of keys in their pocket that jingle loudly when they walk making the same sound as cow..