What is Total Douche?
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A total douche is a phrase used to define a douchebag who has done a douchebaggish thing to you, personally. It's a synonym for
That ass thinks he's always the shit around me. He's a total douche.
That bitch fired me for no reason. What a total douche.
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It is a drunken language heard only after a person consumes 50 MGD's and/or copious amounts of G & T's in a 24 hour period..