What is Total Gogular Failure?
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In swimming, when one dives into the pool when starting a race and his or her goggles immediately completely fill up with water or fall off, usually ending up somewhere part way down the person's face.
Brian: "Damn, dude. What happened during that race? You're time was freaking slow."
Tom: "I experienced total gogular failure and couldn't see shit."
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The state of your penis before full erection. Half cocked to three fourths cocked. Pants with a slight bulge, not pitching a tent. Kinda..