Total Hottie Patrol

What is Total Hottie Patrol?

An attractive young woman.

Man, Ricky was telling me how he hooked up with this total hottie patrol last week. Pretty sure he was making it up though.

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Fapparatus

1. Apparutus used by the male to cause ejaculation. These devices must cause stimulation directly to the male genitaelia otherwise they are..

Bump-in-the-night

1. Same as a Pounce-and-Fuck, except with a more stealth and seductive connotation. "That guy is Antonio Banderas-hot: he's a de..

Buffing The Helmet

1. Need I spell it out? Oh,... Allright. SUCKING DICK!!! What else? As we drove through Manhattan, en-route to "..

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