Total Loser Edit Meaning

1. A guy with a huge ass which is disproportional to the rest of his body. All the girls love Jordan because he has a booster seat. See b..

1. The act of buying a house, car, getting married, or having kids, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period..

1. What happens when you get in a car and want to go somewhere. Vell, I turned the key, and zoop, schloop !! I vass at the Hofbrau Haus !!..