What is Total Monet?
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Used to describe someone who looks good from far away, but up close is a total mess. Reference "Clueless"
The use of "Monet" is in reference to impressionist paintings
When I first saw her, I thought she was hot, but then she got up close and was a total Monet.
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A girl that switches between cock every few weeks.
That girl Allegra is a cock juggler. She's pretty good at juggling balls too. ..
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A Brighton term for a woman with very spotty breasts.
I got her bra off and she had Goodies Pizza, I couldn't continue.
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