Total Monet

What is Total Monet?

Used to describe someone who looks good from far away, but up close is a total mess. Reference "Clueless"

The use of "Monet" is in reference to impressionist paintings

When I first saw her, I thought she was hot, but then she got up close and was a total Monet.

See cosmediwreck, t-fayed, uggo

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