Total Monet

What is Total Monet?

Used to describe someone who looks good from far away, but up close is a total mess. Reference "Clueless"

The use of "Monet" is in reference to impressionist paintings

When I first saw her, I thought she was hot, but then she got up close and was a total Monet.

See cosmediwreck, t-fayed, uggo

Toot Toot Tits Oot

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Asstunner

1. One who tunes the anus with his cock or other thing toy, fist etc My anus felt all out of wack, So my buddy ted asstunnered me. See a..

Zanthia

1. A special attack where an open, usually unsuspecting victim, is slammed in throat with a karate chop. Arghh I got a zanthia!..

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