Total Monet

What is Total Monet?

Used to describe someone who looks good from far away, but up close is a total mess. Reference "Clueless"

The use of "Monet" is in reference to impressionist paintings

When I first saw her, I thought she was hot, but then she got up close and was a total Monet.

See cosmediwreck, t-fayed, uggo

Vajeggie

1. A wedgie of the vagina (va-jay-jay), similiar to a camel-toe. Also commonly called a "veggie". Man her pants are way too tigh..

Brogul

1. a small group of douche bags aka "bro's" whom tend to flock together. much like a gaggle of geese, or a murder of crows. ..

Rhianne

1. Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cunning Horny Bet you wish you were a Rhianne now 2. Gav's missus <gav> Man I love Rhi..

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