Total Muppet

What is Total Muppet?

An english slang phrase meaning someone is completely useless, or has just done something foolish. Often used in a good natured manner.

"I just insulted a policeman, and he jotted down my license plate number."

"You total muppet."

See muppet, idiot, fool, pillock

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