Total Package

What is Total Package?


1.

A guy or girl who has the combination of both looks and personality, sense of humor, etc.

It's rare to find someone that has the total package.

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2.

One who believes they are the best thing ever put on this planet. Often this creates a psuedo-superior complex within the person. These are the people often hated by "friends," family, and society in general.

I have to go watch the Total Package graduate this weekend. I'm not thrilled.

See stuck up, rude, christie, snooty, hooch

3.

When a man is having sexual intercourse with a woman and attempts to get his testicles in too. Also known as "steeping the bag". Not recommended for novice romantic's as NO one I know has ever had success!

I heard he managed to get his cock AND balls into Sandra's gigantic hole... Alas! Someone has achieved the total package!


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