Total Wanking

What is Total Wanking?

perfect masturbation. the ultimate goal of any wank amateur.

also used to express a positive situation or outcome.

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1. Referes to the confusion in the early morning over whether the (quim) has been had or not... leads to a very awkward time. "You ta..

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1. The popular arch nemesis from a 1930s cartoon starring Sir Strong Bad. You Buffoon! Stop. See sux0r..

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