Total Wanking

What is Total Wanking?

perfect masturbation. the ultimate goal of any wank amateur.

also used to express a positive situation or outcome.

"how did it go the other night?"

"total wanking, my man, total wanking!"

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Decemed

1. v. an intense slap across the face, usually by ten different cocks at the same time After getting the answer wrong, the boy was tredece..

Umpherson

1. A big lanky dork who likes fucking live chickens. Wow, you really umphersoned that livestock the other day...

J-diddles

1. a cross between jack squat & diddly squat meaning nothing. Friend: What you up to later? Me: J-diddles, will pass through in a bit..

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