Total Wanking

What is Total Wanking?

perfect masturbation. the ultimate goal of any wank amateur.

also used to express a positive situation or outcome.

"how did it go the other night?"

"total wanking, my man, total wanking!"

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Burnt Pancake

1. When a male with a big sack pulls it up over his penis and it looks like a burnt pancake. Shit man, have you seen Gary's burnt pan..

Kucy Pan

1. When someone is being a heat bag or douche. caitland: " Tori you're a real kucy pan" Tori: "wtf? im no kucy pan..

The Shaft

1. Everything bad in life. Often one gets the shaft, meaning that they were utterly screwed over in life. Jerry always gets the shaft. ..

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