Total Wanking

What is Total Wanking?

perfect masturbation. the ultimate goal of any wank amateur.

also used to express a positive situation or outcome.

"how did it go the other night?"

"total wanking, my man, total wanking!"

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Keeargh

1. A term frequently uttered during a laugh or chuckle, often mistaken for static on a P.A system hehehahhahahahahhhah keeargh hehahheh t..

Cigearette

1. A cigarette kept behind one's ear. In the essence of casual cool, Tony grabbed his cigearette and lit it...

Bristowfied

1. An obsession with or about any member of the Bristow or Derevko family After that night, I was bristowfied. See Ben..

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