Total Wanking

What is Total Wanking?

perfect masturbation. the ultimate goal of any wank amateur.

also used to express a positive situation or outcome.

"how did it go the other night?"

"total wanking, my man, total wanking!"

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Hoom

1. Female external genitalia. Oh man, her hoom is droopy as hell. Looks like sleeve of wizard. See vagina, vestibule, labia majora, labia..

Footy

1. used in England for shorter version of Football, which americans call Soccer You goin down the park for a game of Footy? You watching ..

Youutbe

1. a mistake most likely made when trying to type youtube. guy1:go into youtube. guy2:oops i accidentally typed youutbe. See youtube, yo..

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