Total Wanking

What is Total Wanking?

perfect masturbation. the ultimate goal of any wank amateur.

also used to express a positive situation or outcome.

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Humerothery

1. bullshit/nonsense Helen Clark: "i, as a female role model...blah blah blah" Man: "now that's a load of humerothery..

Lapolla

1. The epitome of laziness and a totally anti-social person at certain points in time. Even though this may be the situation, a LaPolla is ..

Teague Eyed

1. Crooked. Refering to a person named Teague who was crosseyed. The Tower of Piza is all Teague Eyed...

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