Total Wanking

What is Total Wanking?

perfect masturbation. the ultimate goal of any wank amateur.

also used to express a positive situation or outcome.

"how did it go the other night?"

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Dumbledora

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Lardster

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Stripper Drink

1. A fruity, yet strong drink, like a pineapple and cognac that is sweet as hell, and most likely to be seen sipped on by a stripper. Dude..

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