Total Wanking

What is Total Wanking?

perfect masturbation. the ultimate goal of any wank amateur.

also used to express a positive situation or outcome.

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Uncle Lori

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The Chrispouwels Effect

1. A strange occurance that may occur in many secondary schools. This phenomenon takes place when teachers are marking tests. The outstandi..

Biting The Saddle

1. biting the saddle takes style-cramping to an entirely new level. to bite the saddle is to emulate your friend's taste in everythin..

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