Total Wanking

What is Total Wanking?

perfect masturbation. the ultimate goal of any wank amateur.

also used to express a positive situation or outcome.

"how did it go the other night?"

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Twistey

1. A term used to describe excitment,happiness or good times - as used in the 'mighty boosh' series 3. 'oooh i did a twisty..

Groveport

1. To totally kickass at a sporting event. We totally groveported their asses!!! See beat, destroyed, ninja-ed 2. an underestimated sch..

Shitsterbate

1. to masturbate on the toilet while taking a shit there are some good porn mags in the bathroom I couldn't resist getting my shitste..

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