Total Wanking

What is Total Wanking?

perfect masturbation. the ultimate goal of any wank amateur.

also used to express a positive situation or outcome.

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1. 1. A sarcastic counter remark to virtually anything. 2. A random saying to throw in to an uncomfortable silence or boring conversation...

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1. Basically a Zombie that is smarter than the average zombie. Sometimes with the ability to talk or complete basic tasks. "Oh Noes..

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1. "greater than The Shit" Used to show the {usually *belief*} of one’s being not just 'The Shit', but even then-some...

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