Total Wanking

What is Total Wanking?

perfect masturbation. the ultimate goal of any wank amateur.

also used to express a positive situation or outcome.

"how did it go the other night?"

"total wanking, my man, total wanking!"

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Halfwich

1. A sandwichwith only one slice of bread as opposed to two or more, often folded lengthwise. I was hungry lazy, so I made myself a ham ha..

Yeovil Poke

1. A two-fingered poke in the eyes(one finger per eye) of an enemy. Not to be confused with a Dorset Elbow Suprise. "oi you stole my..

Oskie

1. A term used used in football to let the lineman know to block the closest person on the other team when the ball is intercepted or a fum..

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