Total Wanking

What is Total Wanking?

perfect masturbation. the ultimate goal of any wank amateur.

also used to express a positive situation or outcome.

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Useless As An Ashtray On A Crotch Rocket

1. Completely useless Knowing how to fold socks in 10 different ways is as useless as an ashtray on a crotch rocket. See Blake..

User-hostile

1. A play on the common term "user-friendly", a user-hostile design is one that is, deliberately or accidentally, difficult or cu..

Chuckin A Seedy One

1. Doing or saying something extremely creepy or gross -- seedy. 1. John: Wanna hear my rule with girls? If there's grass on the pit..

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