Total Wanking

What is Total Wanking?

perfect masturbation. the ultimate goal of any wank amateur.

also used to express a positive situation or outcome.

"how did it go the other night?"

"total wanking, my man, total wanking!"

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Jackophile

1. Someone who is any or all of the following: Gay for Captain Jack Sparrow Obsessed with Jack Completely obsessed with Jack Is more th..

Vsds

1. Stands for the Very Secret Diaries. A parody fic of Lord of the Rings by Cassie Claire. "OMG, have you read the VSDs yet? They&apo..

Mattr

1. Uncommonly miniscule genetalia The circus midget's mattr reminded the audience of a grain of rice. They screamed and ran from the..

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