Totalfark

What is Totalfark?

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$5 a month version of Fark. Access to more articles, civilized and humorous repartee, valuable advice threads and regular Drew Curtisand Wil Wheaton visits.

The Internet Evolution:

- TotalFarkers

- Something Awful Goons

- Fark-liters

- Slashdotters

- Mildew

- Dog hair

- slangdefine regulars who post about their friends and their fake sexual experiences with single subject-verb sentences

- Live Journal Attention Whores

- assistant crack Whore

There is no UltraFark.

If SomethingAwful is the state university, TotalFark is the Ivy League.

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A site compiled of one liners linking to news stories that you heard about weeks before.

If farkhas any credability it's because it's linked on somethingawful
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