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A Hovis white bread in a orange bag, once accidentally called 'Hovis Easy Orange'.
What bread have we got?
Hovis easy orange..
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Pointless things added for increased fun. Or different weapons used in the disposal of chavs.
Using a Wooden Spoon to castrate a chav.
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An orgasm so amazingly good that your toes involuntarily curl.
Jack: I had sex for 2 hours straight last night! Not including foreplay!..