Totalled

What is Totalled?


1.

To so severely damage a vehicle, typically a car (automobile), that it is a total write-off, that is beyond economic repair

This guy in a 4x4 just pulled out of a side road and totalled my car, it looked as if it had been hit by a snow plough(plow)

2.

the point of black out drunk. Drinking yourself to sleep.

Bill: hey man do you remember last night?

bob: no man I was totalled last night.

See drunk, hammered, trashed, wasted, smashed

3.

(adj) the state of one being out of their face. Common examples are an individual consuming excess quantities of mushies or soup

Bruv, way to go, Im totalled!

See mullered, fucked, bolloxed, mashup


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