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after sitting on the toilet and having a nice bowel movement
you get up to flush and see that nothing is in the toilet!!
you have just..
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The ratio of flowers to oral sex.
1 dozen roses = 1 BJ
2 dozen roses = 1 BJ with swallow
3 dozen roses = 1 BJ with swallow and a smil..
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An insult used by hypocrites who live in their mother's basements.
"You are an idiot. Your 20's weren't raped by an..