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thongs that are too tight so they strangle your pumpum.
I accidentally wore pumpum stranglers to work the other day and i could NOT wai..
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One who rides Microsoft Excel all day. Taking bad pictures in poor lighting and writing up bullshit descriptions of stuff your boss want..
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When you draw letters with your tongue while making out with someone or eating a girl out.
Suddenly I realized, Oh my God, he's us..