Totes Jellis

What is Totes Jellis?

A new, alternative way of denoting that you are "totally jealous".

Amanda said to me, "You saw Kimya Dawson for free tonight? I'm TOTES JELLIS!"

See jealous, envious, covetous

Scrotum Combing

1. Your guy is laying bottom up. You pin four or five fingers at the root of his scrotum and scratch delicatly, lovingly, in the direction ..

Jizz Finger

1. First you must save a large quantity of seminal fluid in a jar. Next you must dip the index and/or middle finger into said jar. Finally ..

-*-

1. A short phrase that means headshot. BANG!! Headshot (-*-) you're dead!!! See headshot, -_-, text 1. an anoying face use when yo..

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