Totez

What is Totez?

An abbreviation for "totally." Used specifically by people who are cooler than the normal "totally" users.

"You are totez retarded"

"I totez just gave that dude a blumpkin"

"totez mouthshitz for whoever just farted."

See mouthshitz, blumpkin, derp, nerp, hangover

Every So Often

1. The Hickish or White Trashway of saying periodically. We went to visit them every so often. See often, seldom, never..

Ricky Ricardo

1. this is when you are having sex doggie style and you pull out, shove you dick in her ass ( a donkey punch), punch her in the back of her..

Shandjob

1. similar to blow jobbut instead of the usual fellatio the male explicitly tells the female to lick his balls, and she proceeds to do so. ..

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