Totez

What is Totez?

An abbreviation for "totally." Used specifically by people who are cooler than the normal "totally" users.

"You are totez retarded"

"I totez just gave that dude a blumpkin"

"totez mouthshitz for whoever just farted."

See mouthshitz, blumpkin, derp, nerp, hangover

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