What is Totowa?
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Douchey town between Paterson, and Little Falls where most people are either Republicans or Racist Republicans. The local police usual have nothing to do but harass people in the vicinity of the best restaurant in the entire town, Qwik-chek, and the only decent place to hang out is a cemetery. Also known as Haledon's retarded redheaded step sister.
I didn't know there was a place that could actually make Haledon look good, then I arrived in Totowa.
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Gully ass town in north Jersey. Herbs hate Totowa, only cuz they dont fit in. We gets bi-zee.
Jcrew prolly wishes he lived in Totowa, but can't, for fear of getting beat down.
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