What is Tottenham?
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The most GRIM part of north london
Where the youth shoot for fun
And the Police have no power against the goons that run the streets.
Known for SHO SHO
TOTNARM
T
T-TOWN
n17 - n15
Dnt f..k with them Tottenham Man ull get rinsed/burst/snubbed/duppied/bodied. etc.
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Class football team who play football how its meant to be played. The only team in north london.
Did you see tottenham at the weekend? They were class.
3.
The first English Club to win a European Trophy and the league and FA Cup double. A proud history, a beautiful ground set in leafy Tottenham containing some of the greatest ever players the world has seen, (Blanchflower, Hoddle, Roberts, Ginola, Klinnsman, Edinburgh). Often despised by fat 4 x 4 driving middle class tossers known as Arse-anal fans owing to jealousy borne out of the fact we are English and they stink of garlic and onions.
"Look at that beautiful goal by Berbatov, Tottenham really are the classiest English team of all".
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A particularly bleak part of North London and home to one of the shittest football teams in Europe. A football team who last won the league in 1961 and beat The Arsenal once every 9 years. A dire shit hole.
1 "When I get out of prison I reckon i'm gonna move back to Tottenham"
"You must be fucking mad."
2 "Tottenham lost again"
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A small hick town in Ontario, just south of
Famous for the only operating steam train in the province and one of the largest Bluegrass Music festivals. There is nothing to do if you are under the age of 78.
Commonly referred to as "dodge". Teenage pregnancy and heavy drug use are the cornerstones of the teenage years.
Bill: Welcome to Tottenham, please remember to stay out of dodge.
Nikki: I'm from Dodge, I'm 21 and these are my 3 children *sniffs uncontrollably*
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Carling 'Micky mouse' Cup winning 'football'club from the Jewish side of North London. Their team consists of west ham rejects and sicknote crocks. despite spurs boasting their many 'English' players, these so called internations, such as Jenas and Lennon are no where near the full England squad.
Support consists of deluded fans who believe they actually won a REAL trophy in the shape of the carling cup, and whose victory over Arsenal reserves ranks as their best ever result in their trophy-bare history. support base generally consists of kebab shop workers, abu hamza, inbreds, Raggi Omars and David Pleat.
"We won the Carling Cup!! get in!! Finally, a trophy to put in our moth-ridden trophy cabinet"
"shut your stupid mouth, its only the micky mouse cup you deluded tottenham fools"
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North London wannabees who will never be. So you beat a bunch of kids and won a crappy cup big deal. Also known as the (Yids) see (shit)(sewer)(gay)(tarts)(wannabe)(sad)
The (Arsenal) fans sang "we hate tottenham and we hate tottenham, we hate tottenham and we hate tottenham, we hate tottenham and we hate tottenham, we are the tottenham haters, yiddos, yiddos, yiddos" whilst watching Arsenal beat Milan at the San Siro 2-0. The first British club to do so
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