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A woman who masturbates. Also gusset pianist. As in “I’ve heard she plays the gusset piano”.
See cracky
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Female form of masturbatio..
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The removal of unnecessesary adverbs from a piece of writing.
Jenny's latest novel manuscript needs a radical adverbectomy.
See e..
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The slappy dave is when you cum on a chicks forehead or eye socket then slap your dick in it and make a splishy splashy sound in the poo..