What is Toucan Sam?
1.
That bird thing on the Fruit Loops cereal box that has like 10 different colors on his nose
"Oh man I am so Toucan Sam, I need a nose job!"
2.
a girl with a ginormous nose, usually detracting from any possibility of being hot in any way because her giant nose is so distracting.
Drunk: i just got that girls number man, shes super hot huh
Drunk's friend: yeah dude go make out with her right now
Bystanders: do you see that chump makin out with toucan sam, he could lose an eye
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3.
Someone who requires only a small amount of alcohol to get drunk, i.e. Two Can Sam.
Dave had a couple of beers and starting puking, what a Toucan Sam.
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4.
A really rude, stuck up bitch with a nose the size of the planet. It sticks out so far that if you get even remotely close you WILL lose an eye. Her nose is so distracting that you forget she's a girl.
"omg! did you see that cameltoe that toucan sam had in p.e. today?!? She almost popped the volleyball with her nose, fucking scary."
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5.
Anyone with a hugely enormous nose that should seriously be cut off before it knocks someone out. This only applies if the person's a bitch and deserves to be bitched back at.
person 1: OUCH! MY EYE!
What the fuck was that?
person 2: Ohh.. it's just Toucan Sam, Brenda Schwartz walking by. Are you ok?
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