What is Toucaphant?
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A person with large ears and a large nose. Usually surrounded by its tribe of toucaphants willing to attack any living being with vagina! Commen to Liam's.
Dont get them angry because the toucaphants will shoot tiny droplets of toucapoops at you.
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A clever way of saying a person (usually male) is a big dick when parents or coworkers are within earshot.
Woman to BFF on phone: I wen..