Touch Cotton

What is Touch Cotton?

when a poop crowns out of the anus far enough to touch the underwear, thus soiling it.

"I thought I had my bowels under control, but I touched cotton on the sixth green and had to leave the round to go change."

Queer-ass-motha-fuckas

1. The stoners at my school. That kid is beyond a doubt a queer-ass-motha-fucka. Yep. 1. The stoners at my school. That kid is beyond a..

Jopkins

1. A white lie that spins out of its teller's control, suckering all it encounters You know Graeme Onions has been named Pope. No, f..

Internet Gremlins

1. the things that cause you to lose internet connection mid instant messanging... a: hi b: hi #a is now offline# #a is online# a: f**..

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