Touch Cotton

What is Touch Cotton?

when a poop crowns out of the anus far enough to touch the underwear, thus soiling it.

"I thought I had my bowels under control, but I touched cotton on the sixth green and had to leave the round to go change."

Obstanculate

1. (V) kill; obliterate; destroy Kila, obstanculate that MOFO. Obstanculate!..

Non-aggression Principle

1. The principle or idea that every person has the right to live as he/she chooses so long as it does not involve initiating force or fraud..

Yayo Buffet-o

1. An all night schmorgasborg of dancing in white pants, caused by countless lines of cocaine. Preferably fishscale. Let's get down o..

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