Touch Cotton

What is Touch Cotton?

when a poop crowns out of the anus far enough to touch the underwear, thus soiling it.

"I thought I had my bowels under control, but I touched cotton on the sixth green and had to leave the round to go change."

One Hell Of A Gobbed Up Mess

1. adj. - term used to describe the inevitable outcome of any home improvement project involving painting, caulking, foam insulating, grout..

Urban Sprawl

1. covering every green ppeice of land with housing developments that are filled with poorly made, yet massive, houses that all look identi..

Vampire Cat

1. A cat whose upper canines extend past its lips when its mouth is closed, so that the tips of the teeth are visible. If you think that v..

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