Touch Cotton

What is Touch Cotton?

when a poop crowns out of the anus far enough to touch the underwear, thus soiling it.

"I thought I had my bowels under control, but I touched cotton on the sixth green and had to leave the round to go change."

Jiffy Lust

1. The euphoric feeling of being the first to open a jar of peanut butter and seeing an untouched surface. Marlon had a moment of Jiffy lu..

Cap'n Crunch Mouth

1. When the roof of your mouth gets all torn up after eating Cap'n Crunch or some other rough food. I get Cap'n Crunch mouth aft..

Zebra Chaser

1. an overly aggressive African male suitor. Usually ugly as sin and/or old enough to be your father That zebra chaser called me 10 times ..

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