Touch Cotton

What is Touch Cotton?

when a poop crowns out of the anus far enough to touch the underwear, thus soiling it.

"I thought I had my bowels under control, but I touched cotton on the sixth green and had to leave the round to go change."

I Don't Give Half A Fuck

1. To care so little about something that one half of the standard fuck will suffice. Used when you want to make clear that you truely coul..

Tiblet

1. My cat's name is Tibbs, he's neutered and can't bear childeren. But if he could, his babies would be called "Tiblet..

Hate Day

1. The anti-valentines day. Happens every 14th of February. It is a time when groups of people come together to take the piss outta the hal..

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