Touch Cotton

What is Touch Cotton?

when a poop crowns out of the anus far enough to touch the underwear, thus soiling it.

"I thought I had my bowels under control, but I touched cotton on the sixth green and had to leave the round to go change."

Bean Feast

1. An event or meeting, the content of which is illogical and incoherent to the point of being surreal. "That meeting was 6 hours lon..

Noface

1. A cold way to describe someone who is so boring that they don't leave any impression on you. Hence you don't know who they are..

Qweeb

1. one who gnaws the enamel off of toilet seats; one who evidences the pathology known as pica and will require further discrimination tra..

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