Touch Cotton

What is Touch Cotton?

when a poop crowns out of the anus far enough to touch the underwear, thus soiling it.

"I thought I had my bowels under control, but I touched cotton on the sixth green and had to leave the round to go change."

No Holer

1. Someone pretty clueless. Someone so clueless they don't know how many holes they have down under.... She is such a no holer, I can..

Oriental Rice Torture

1. The act of inserting grains of rice into a Chinese male's urethra, then ejaculating him so that his semen has a rice pudding-like c..

Ludacrisph

1. 1. A rapper from Atlanta 2. Something rude 3. A sound made by a popping afro 1. Ludacris has a concert this week. 2. Sir, that was l..

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