Touch Cotton

What is Touch Cotton?

when a poop crowns out of the anus far enough to touch the underwear, thus soiling it.

"I thought I had my bowels under control, but I touched cotton on the sixth green and had to leave the round to go change."

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Gum Shank

1. When someone asks you for a piece of gum, and you hit them in the face with it. Then and only then, can they consume said piece of gum...

Come Clean

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