Touch Cotton

What is Touch Cotton?

when a poop crowns out of the anus far enough to touch the underwear, thus soiling it.

"I thought I had my bowels under control, but I touched cotton on the sixth green and had to leave the round to go change."

Lobwad

1. A chunkblunter, a spazblast, a nun-renter, a daffy-twacker. "There's a lobwad standing outisde my house." See tarmac..

Yaysies

1. 1: multiple "yays!!" 2: a more enthusiastic way of saying "yay!!" A: if a guy says it they are possibly gay. Pers..

Turpes Puellae Ne Adhibete

1. Latin. Can be translated as "ugly girls need not apply". I'll print out the springbreak party flyers so we can hand them..

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