Touch Cotton

What is Touch Cotton?

when a poop crowns out of the anus far enough to touch the underwear, thus soiling it.

"I thought I had my bowels under control, but I touched cotton on the sixth green and had to leave the round to go change."

You Smell Like Outside

1. The awkward smell to a person who has been inside that resignates from the person that has been outside. BOB: Ew, you smell like outsid..

Smithercats

1. When something is amazing or very good. "Holy Smithercats!! Did you see that bitches ass? She needs to WIPE ME DOWN!!" See ..

Grave Dodger

1. a very old person who hasnt died yet that grave dodger over there was givin' me the evils..

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