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1. A vagina blood fart is a gastric explosion of blood through a pussy when a girl tries to squeeze out a regular fart so hard that a gasb..

1. The large amount of female products (including shampoo, lotion, creams, hair products, make up, hoo hoo wash)that your girlfriend brings..

1. An attempt to woo a female after obtaining information about her interests from her best friend, sister, or roomate in college. I reall..