Touch My Leg

What is Touch My Leg?

Random statement usually said to an eldery female on a bus or subway

Hey sexy, wanna touch my leg.

See horny, weird, grandma, grab, aroused

Horned Turtle

1. A horn man/Woman that takesit up the ass. I totally gave your mom a ,horned turtle last night See anal, but sex, ass rape, gay, ass..

Laugh Until Your Sides Split

1. An idiom referring to the ejaculation of sperm after a male masturbates ('laughs'), particularly self centred bastards on webc..

Vagina Pretzel

1. backwards kegel; a loosening of the vaginal muscles in order prolong sex Don't worry about cumming too soon, I'll do my vagin..

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