Touch My Tommy Edit Meaning

1. "Read the fucking headline" from Fark I only had to RTFH to know the article was a keeper...

1. Crooked or disorderly Darin's tie was kittywompus untill I straightened it. See crooked, disorderly, slanted, tilted..

1. The equivalent of "Your Momma", with the stinging pain of embarrassment left upon the victim for secluding one of your moms be..