What is Touch Toit?
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The Irish Gaelic word for 'cigarette', which is "toitín", gets shortened to "toit" in coversation, which is pronounced exactly like the English word "touch".
So non-Irish speakers get alarmed when they hear the line, "Do you want to go out for a touch?"
"You goin' out for a toit?"
"Aye, why not."
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