What is Touch Up?
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The act of cleaning one's asshole after a day of activity or a possible shart or leaky asshole situtation.
Usually about an hour after eating at Beto's, I am in serious need of a touch up.
I beat my dick off so hard yesterday, that I needed to touch up my swass.
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