What is Touch Your Toes I'll Show You Where The Monster Goes?


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The phrase refers to giving a certain person sexual intercourse through the anus.

E.g.

Bob says to Sally: "Hey Sally, if you Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes"

See dick, sex, anal, touch, your, toes, show, you, were, the, monster, goes


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