What is Touch Your Toes I'll Show You Where The Monster Goes?
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The phrase refers to giving a certain person sexual intercourse through the anus.
E.g.
Bob says to Sally: "Hey Sally, if you Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes"
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Sexual intercourse with a woman, on a towel, over Christmas Break.
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