Touche' Edit Meaning

1. morning wood, to the extreme morning wood? forget that. i had an effing morning forest! See morning wood, woody, erection, wet dream..

1. A nickname for a lovely person with Duane Syndrome (syndrome of the eye). Who is married to an lgees(refer to the definition of "l..

1. another word for sperm I ate a mouthful of microwave mayonnaise last night...it was nasty. See microwave, mayonaise, sperm, jizz, cum..