Touché Raise

What is Touché Raise?


1.

After winning an argument with a stunning comeback, a touche raisé is the act of raising your cup or glass to symbolise that you have won, usually accompanied with a smug expression

Larry David: (stops Conan in mid conversation) Is this my water?

Conan: You can have done that as I was talking

Larry: I could of b..

Conan: You didn't have to say WAIT WAIT WAIT

A lot of guests reach over as Conan is talking

Larry: How could I know that it's my first time on the tonight show

Conan: And your last (Conan lifts up his cup and performs the touché raise)

See touché, raise, funny, lol, owned


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