Touche-bag

What is Touche-bag?

1. The spawn produced when a tool-bag and douche-bag mate.

2. Lingo being used to describe teenagers in 12-20 years.

"Sean Preston Spears-Federline is such a touche-bag!"

"Look at all of those young touche-bags sitting around on their Blackberries. What worthless people."

See toolbag, douchebag, tool, tool bag, douche bag, Pterodactyl

Jewish Sex

1. Sex that occurs only before marriage. Moshe complained to his friends: "Oiy Vay, since my wedding day, I haven't been able to..

Eyeizzle

1. when someone cums in your eye and usually burns pretty bad and may leave you temporarly blinded omg adam got linz eyeizzle See lynard..

Bobin On My Nob

1. This dude named Bob who bobs on dudes nobs. "I love bobin on nobs" said the weasle Bob. See Matt..

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